Sausages

Bloke goes into a shop and asks for Irish Sausages.
The assistant looks at him and says, "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Wouldya, eh? Wouldya?"
The assistant says, "Well, no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, no, I probably wouldn't,"
Indignantly the man says, "So why did you ask me if I'm Irish; just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The assistant replies, "Because this is Homebase."


Ps. I am sorry i just couldnt resist these !!.