Happy Halloween

As the title suggests, happy haallooweeen everyone. I was going to post the photos taken with myself and work colleagues dressed in our lovely halloween costumes, however, they are still at work, watch this space I will publish them later in the week.
Has anyone been watching most haunted, last part's on tonight, so am off to wash up before settling in front of telly with glass of wine to laugh at Evette and the team. Great telly, make a change from the usual dross.

NEW MEDICAL FINDINGS

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

I'm back

I have returned back to chaos, I had a lovely week, I took the train and ferry to the Isle of Wight. The phone was off, the weather was good it only rained one afternoon. I took trips to
Isle of Wight Tiger Zoo
Osborne House
The Needles
I even managed to find time to play pitch and put golf, it was great fun. I did lots of walking, eating and drinking. I wont bore you with the other details, needless to say the fun is over and its back to the grindstone. What a lovely break I feel fully refreshed and raring to go again, how long this feeling will last is anyones guess. If anyone out there is thinking of a quick qet away place then this is the place to go, lovely.
Here is a photo I took of the Needles, also there is a chair lift that goes down the cliffs. I went on that too, I am glad I didnt see how it went before I took the plunge or I never would of gone on it, heights arent my thing.

wonder

Wonder is a fantastic word, it fills you with a sense of what might be, let alone what would, nothing is impossible,
Everyone must have a time when it is just time out- mine is now........
Have told everyone for few days apprx 5 no contact, leave me alone, bugger off.
so goodbye for a week.

Curious Mind

Here are few questions to tackle your grey cells;-

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ____________________________________
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ____________________________________
What disease did cured ham actually have? ____________________________________
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ____________________________________
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ____________________________________
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ____________________________________
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ____________________________________
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ____________________________________
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ____________________________________
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ____________________________________
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ____________________________________
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ____________________________________
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Strange but True

This was a email sent to me, thought I would share it will you all, oink oink!!.


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

No blogs for ages

It seems ages ago since I posted a blog, he is a quick recap of the events for a week ago,
Friday that would be the 29th a friend of my sisters was visiting from her home town in Suffolk, as it was pay day (monthly) my friend and I already had planned a trip round the town, so we tagged on three more and had ourselves a really girlie night out, lets just say in one of the pub loos there was a machine that sold vibrators.....what a great laugh and good night out we had!!.
My brother turned up at the weekend for a flying visit, he lives in London and had an errand to run in Devon, so he paid his little sister a quick visit, literally approx 6hours, then he was off again. It was really good to see him, it had been a while since last time.
The outcome of the weekend was I have ended up with a stinking cold and sore throat, never mind it was worth it.
This week at work is a bit better I finally have myself a little trainee, 17yrs olds she is, bless and so nervous, so I have feel like I have been babysitting, also it makes me feel really old. Oh god I am going to have to stop these girlie nights out....I need to set an example or do I ??.