Curious Mind

Here are few questions to tackle your grey cells;-

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ____________________________________
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ____________________________________
What disease did cured ham actually have? ____________________________________
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ____________________________________
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ____________________________________
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ____________________________________
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ____________________________________
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ____________________________________
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ____________________________________
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ____________________________________
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ____________________________________
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ____________________________________
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?