As many of you know, Wednesday nights out if my darts night (mid week p*** up). This week we had no game but all the team went out anyway. I was chatting to a guy in our team, he only joined a few months ago. We were talking about relationships, marriages.
He is deeply unhappy, his marriage had just broken up (3rd one) he's got two kids a 1yr old and a 6 yr old. I was telling him about my husband, about my good marriage and various other trials and tribulations of life.
The pub closes and as he has to walk past my house, I tell him he can walk me home.
I get to my door, and go and give him a peck on the cheek, to thank him for walking me home, he grabs me and sticks his tongue down my throat !!!.
Hello are you stupid !! I had just ten minutes or so before been telling him how good my marriage was, so why did he feel the need to try it on ?
I went in and immediately told my husband, who needless to say was not impressed.
Whilst I was shocked, secretly I am extremely flattered, and it has done my ego no end of good.
It just proves I've still got it and it is a myth that blonds have all the fun !
1 comment:
Of course you've still got "it", you silly goose!
And he can't have it. ;)
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