Poor Thumb

It being Sunday and just back from holiday, we did not have much in cupboard so thought I would make a Corned beef hash pie (not to be confused with hash as in hish hash).
It seemed like a good idea and all was going well until I got to the tin of corned beef. Why are the tins so awkward to open ? They should write on the tin a guaranteed cut every time you open. Today was no exception, with thumb on right hand neatly sliced. Mr shywoo (husband) being as about as useful as a chocolate fire-guard. Being that I am right handed and pie only halve finished I then had to struggle to finish making, as rolling out pastry was all to much for Mr Shywoo.
I have advised him in order to preserve the plasters he finally administered, he would have to wash all the dishes. I see a cunning plan forming, what else needs doing that I am now too injured to do ...................................